squall_leonhart

does a computer keep you warm at night.

does it smell good? (the spell of burning silicon sure doesn't)

does it feel good to hold in your arms?


i would sell my computer and package my soul for the girl i want!

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Unixlord

But a girl only keeps you warm for one night and smells as good as the perfume she uses. Get a 8800GTX and you will be warm for many nights to come . As for being held in someone's arms, lah that's childish!

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squall_leonhart

never been in love eh,.. you poor geek :P

don't worry,.. you'll know what i mean when you find the girl you are meant to be with.

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Unixlord

Hmmmm
According to wikipedia a geek is a person who is fascinated, perhaps obsessively, by obscure or very specific areas of knowledge and imagination, usually electronic or virtual in nature.
According to american heritage and answers.com:
1)A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy.
2)A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
3)A carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts, such as biting the head off a live chicken.
Adding dictionary.com to that:
4)a peculiar or offensive person, esp. one who is perceived to be overly intellectual.
5)an expert in computers (a term of pride as self-reference, but often considered offensive when used by outsiders.)

Now I've completely forgotten what I was trying to prove ...

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Syncroneyes

Awesome, chicks and graphics cards...now thats heaven! I am a little concerned though about the collation between the amount of people who view this site and the amount of people who, obviously, are quite desperate for a girlfriend. I think some people out there are spending waaaay too much time with their computers instead of having more of a social life and perhaps meeting a great girl some place....



By the way did anyone see Regen's great joke on the first page about him having a girlfriend? now thats the most hilarious thing ive heard this year & im lmao because everyone one knows that he cant have a girlfriend as he's chained to his pc 24/7 by the enormous black cannibal that forces him to write nvidia drivers all day or it'll eat his nethers...its the only feasable explanation for his past behaviour....



Oh, and i voted for mobo by the way cuz i recently claimed the virginity of a very young maiden (just kidding i have a girlfriend!) -i'd really appreciate some pci express slots and maybe something to hold an Athlon 64 or something dual core?

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Noobi Zubi

i can assure you, computers generate much more wormth than women!

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Mac Daddy

Nice posts G-Max and Noobi Zubi

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squall_leonhart

...no they don't... women have more heat coverage :P

plus you can't get your **** wet in a computer...

although im sure you've tried Noobi Zubi LOL

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gen.Rage1991hrv

lol now you cant say that you dident try KiD
i see a answare right herep.s.if you cant get sex order some chick for china

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Unixlord

You can't catch AIDS from a computer. Now that's something that has wiped the smile off many people's faces and many more to come in the future.

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