Cool idea and nice tip Mikey THX
This one might be common knowledge but annoyed the crap out of me after installing SP2. Windows Security Center kept popping up with alerts constantly. Used this to shut the alerts off
How to Disable Security Center Alerts
If you're running Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) Windows Security Center should tell you the status of your antivirus software, firewall, and automatic updates. Security Center will alert you if your antivirus is out of date or turned off, firewall is turned off, or if Automatic Update is not turned on.
If you have received multiple alerts and would like to turn notifications off, you can disable the antivirus, firewall, or automatic update alerts.
Note You should only disable these alerts if you are an expert user. If you are in the process of updating or installing software you may also want to temporarily disable alerts, but please be sure to turn alerts back on so Windows can keep your status up to date.
To turn off Security Center alerts
1.
Click Start and then click Control Panel.
2.
Double-click Security Center.
3.
In the Security Center, under Resources, click Change the way Security Center alerts me.
4.
In the Alert Settings dialog box, clear the Firewall, Automatic Updates, or Virus Protection check boxes, and then click OK.
When you use this procedure, the Security Center still displays your status, but does not send you alerts.
http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/using/security/internet/sp2_disablescalerts.mspx
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