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Old 20 February 2012, 09:57   #1
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I was thinking if we should have a thread dedicated just for jokes.

I just got this one by e-mail:


It's Hell to be Old

OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Sheila, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing..'

The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
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Yes, we should have something with jokes, memes and stuff people post on FB.
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Old 24 February 2012, 02:49   #3
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Didnt we have one ages ago that MacDaddy had going before his puzzling departure?
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Old 24 February 2012, 15:37   #4
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Yes we did. MacDaddy joke thread. Boy that one have alot hits.
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Old 6 April 2012, 09:05   #5
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The man comes to the doctor, saying "Doc, I have a problem."
Doctor asks what's the matter, all worryingly like.
The man says "Something's wrong with my dick, it started acting like a dog"
"What are you talking about?", the doc asks.
He says "well, it won't touch my wife, but it's ready to tear apart that chick next door"

Telling jokes on English is a bit complicated.
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Old 16 April 2012, 20:24   #8
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Epic. I feel his pain.

Wouldn't it grand if you put two of them in an arena and let them fight to death? Obviously, it shouldn't take long, but I bet John would take his sweet time.
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