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Old December 24th, 2011, 04:22 PM   #1
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Christmas letters to Santa asking for a new bike or toy are usually endearing notes penned by wide-eyed innocent children.

But Mekeeda Austin has warned Father Christmas that he will be ‘killed’ if he fails to deliver at least two of her long list of gifts – including a BlackBerry smartphone and ‘the real-life Justin Bieber’.

The 13-year-old goes even further and threatens to ‘hunt down’ Old Nick’s reindeer so she can ‘cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day’.

Her mother, Tracey, from Brickhill, Bedford, found the note – which ends ‘Remember… two of these, or you die’ – in Mekeeda’s school bag but has vowed to try to meet her daughter’s demands rather than punish her.

‘When I first found the letter, I thought it was funny. Now I think I’d better get her what she wants. The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa,’ said Mrs Austin, 40.

And the demanding Mekeeda added: ‘I don’t really believe in Santa any more but I was angry because I thought I wasn’t going to get all the presents I wanted this year.

‘I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.’

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Old December 24th, 2011, 04:27 PM   #2
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Oh my G-d what 13 yr old still belived in Santa? fur F sake... she needs a good few slaps for being spoiled and stupid, oh and materialist at that young age.
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Old December 24th, 2011, 04:40 PM   #3
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She needs to be sent away to a mental institution before she hurts someone.
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Old December 24th, 2011, 04:49 PM   #4
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Wow, kids got issues these days
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Old December 24th, 2011, 07:58 PM   #5
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She says she doesn't believe in Santa anymore, that letter was aimed at her mother.

Mrs Austin, you failed as a parent and you now have the choice: either put your daughter down as you would a rabid beast or suffer the consequences.
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Old December 25th, 2011, 04:36 AM   #6
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lol she needs something
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Old January 1st, 2012, 08:22 AM   #7
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Wow, so of I threaten Santa that if I don't get twin turbos 85% over injector pump, full billet tranny ect. That I will shoot him with my Mimi 14, does that mean I will get what I want?
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Old January 3rd, 2012, 01:32 PM   #8
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Wow, so of I threaten Santa that if I don't get twin turbos 85% over injector pump, full billet tranny ect. That I will shoot him with my Mimi 14, does that mean I will get what I want?
There is a santa in every mall, so you can make it come true!
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Old January 9th, 2012, 02:57 AM   #9
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There is a santa in every mall, so you can make it come true!
Thats true !! I might just borrow my uncle's desert eagle and pay old saint nick a visit

Might ask him for a desert eagle AE 50 or a 500 smith @ wesson while im at it

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