|  | | Woman Loses $400K USD to Nigerian Scammers |  With 80 percent of Americans online, the internet has become the cityscape of the twenty-first century, and with it the good, the bad, and the unsavory. Criminals, in increasing numbers, are flocking to the online world as a new source of opportunity crime, the modern version of the pickpocket, praying on those less tech savvy. With the majority of Americans still somewhat befuddled by computer security, internet crime is a lucrative business. However, in the world of con-artists and the conned, few stories stand out like that of Janella Spears.
Virtually all internet users have at one time or another received a desperate, if somewhat grammatically flawed plea from the "President of Nigeria" or possibly a banker in Bosnia. The story varies slightly -- a long lost relative or government official in a war torn country needs your help, but the ends are always the same -- they need your account information to wire money into it, or they need you to wire money to them before they supposedly send you a bigger payday.
While most delete these malicious missives, Mrs. Spears fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Mrs. Spears insists, though that she's no easy mark -- she's an active registered nurse, CPR trainer, and reverend who has married many couples. She's even fluent in sign-language, which she uses to communicate with her husband.
You can read the entire article at DailyTech. | | 15 Comments | | | | | God gave you a bigger brain to seperate you from the animals, here is the proof that if you don't use it you will be punished. | | | | What a moron.....I saw this on the news. Apparently her bankers and friends and family warned her it was a scam. Spent her husband retirement and life savings. What a tool. | | | | she could have wasted it on a bad drug habit, at least she would have gotten high not just ripped off | | | | I feel absolutely no sympathy towards this woman. Don't trust anything that's Nigerian and that's on the Internet. Plus she is American, which can surely represent the average IQ of the American citizens. | | | | HELLO MY FRIEND
MY NAME IS PRESIDENT OBAOGA IF YOU GIVE ME $400000 FOR NOSE SURGERY I SHALL GIVE YOU BACK $10000000 IN 6 MONTHS.
THANK YOU
PRISDENT OBAOGA | | | | Quote: |
When Spears began to doubt the scam, she got letters from the President of Nigeria, FBI Director Mueller, and President Bush. Terrorists could get the money if she did not help, Bush’s letter said. Spears continued to send funds. All the letters were fake, of course.
| Hahahaha!! | | | | lol damn, if only i knew it was that easy to get money..ok
To all NGO readers, i am really FBI agent Fox Mulder, if you send me $50,000 then I shall guarantee your safty when the martians invade, as proof of their invasion here is a transmition we received from mars:
01010111011001010010000001100001011100100110010100 10000001101101011000010111001001110100011010010110 000101101110011100110000110100001010
01010111011001010010000001110111011010010110110001 10110000100000011010010110111001110110011000010110 0100011001010000110100001010
01010111011001010010000001101101011101010111001101 11010000100000011100110111010001101111011100000010 00000111010001101000011001010010000001110011011000 01011011100111010001100001
01001000011001010010000001110111011010010110110001 10110000100000011010110110100101101100011011000010 00000111010101110011001000000110000101101100011011 00
01001110011011110110111001100101001000000111001101 10100001100001011011000110110000100000011000100110 01010010000001110011011100000110000101110010011001 0101100100
01001111011011100110110001111001001000000100110101 11010101101100011001000110010101110010001000000110 00110110000101101110001000000111001101100001011101 100110010100100000011110010110111101110101
Please contact me for account information to complete the transfer and then I shall saend you a letter personally sighned by the Martian King Ughnak asurring you will be spared.
Hurry, the martians invade christmas eve! |
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Originally Posted by blindartist lol damn, if only i knew it was that easy to get money..ok
To all NGO readers, i am really FBI agent Fox Mulder, if you send me $50,000 then I shall guarantee your safty when the martians invade, as proof of their invasion here is a transmition we received from mars:
01010111011001010010000001100001011100100110010100 10000001101101011000010111001001110100011010010110 000101101110011100110000110100001010
01010111011001010010000001110111011010010110110001 10110000100000011010010110111001110110011000010110 0100011001010000110100001010
01010111011001010010000001101101011101010111001101 11010000100000011100110111010001101111011100000010 00000111010001101000011001010010000001110011011000 01011011100111010001100001
01001000011001010010000001110111011010010110110001 10110000100000011010110110100101101100011011000010 00000111010101110011001000000110000101101100011011 00
01001110011011110110111001100101001000000111001101 10100001100001011011000110110000100000011000100110 01010010000001110011011100000110000101110010011001 0101100100
01001111011011100110110001111001001000000100110101 11010101101100011001000110010101110010001000000110 00110110000101101110001000000111001101100001011101 100110010100100000011110010110111101110101
Please contact me for account information to complete the transfer and then I shall saend you a letter personally sighned by the Martian King Ughnak asurring you will be spared.
Hurry, the martians invade christmas eve! | I wouldn't be suprised to see the American governement compilating such a plot to get out of the economical shithole they are in... then again, who's gonna pay? Everybody's broke. | | | | not everyone, the broke people are broke and the rich people are rich, while we poor spaps struggle to put food on the table the luxury industry has seen its strongest period ever, theres no shortage of money out there, but us regular folk just arent allowed to have any | | | | Quote:
Originally Posted by blindartist To all NGO readers, i am really FBI agent Fox Mulder, if you send me $50,000 then I shall guarantee your safty when the martians invade, as proof of their invasion here is a transmition we received from mars:
01010111011001010010000001100001011100100110010100 10000001101101011000010111001001110100011010010110 000101101110011100110000110100001010
01010111011001010010000001110111011010010110110001 10110000100000011010010110111001110110011000010110 0100011001010000110100001010
01010111011001010010000001101101011101010111001101 11010000100000011100110111010001101111011100000010 00000111010001101000011001010010000001110011011000 01011011100111010001100001
01001000011001010010000001110111011010010110110001 10110000100000011010110110100101101100011011000010 00000111010101110011001000000110000101101100011011 00
01001110011011110110111001100101001000000111001101 10100001100001011011000110110000100000011000100110 01010010000001110011011100000110000101110010011001 0101100100
01001111011011100110110001111001001000000100110101 11010101101100011001000110010101110010001000000110 00110110000101101110001000000111001101100001011101 100110010100100000011110010110111101110101
Please contact me for account information to complete the transfer and then I shall saend you a letter personally sighned by the Martian King Ughnak asurring you will be spared.
Hurry, the martians invade christmas eve! | Hahahahaha - that's the funniest sh*t I have heard in ages - nice one!  | | | | Quote:
Originally Posted by blindartist not everyone, the broke people are broke and the rich people are rich, while we poor spaps struggle to put food on the table the luxury industry has seen its strongest period ever, theres no shortage of money out there, but us regular folk just arent allowed to have any | Unfortunately, that is the the specialty of the United Strokes of America. Yes it sucks, but no ploitician can do shit about it. I mean hell, everyone considers Obama as the change for America. Who fucking cares if he is black? If the Americans were so desperate for change, they wouldn't give a flying fuck about the color of their president. | | | | well i guess we'll see how much of his change shpeel was just talk, the problem isnt that the politicians cant do anything about it though, the problem is that they wont becasue their on the books of all the big corps, everyone in congress is bought and paid for so why would they change it? if they did then they wouldnt get their 'insentives' anymore | | | | Quote: |
she's no easy mark -- she's an active registered nurse
| Sorry, even I can spot a paradox like that. | | | | "Mrs. Spears insists, though that she's no easy mark -- she's an active registered nurse, CPR trainer, and reverend who has married many couples. She's even fluent in sign-language, which she uses to communicate with her husband"
I particularly liked this extract. Where to begin? The fact that these are her own words? or that shes some sort of weird part-time reverend (strange for someone religious considering that it was her own insane greed that led her down this hilarious path of self-distruction) or the fact that she talks to her similarly demented husband in sign language?
"No easy mark"? -- please, more like, "there was no more perfect mark than retarded Mrs Janella Spears". Yeah - she got jacked big style.. |
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