Five Steps Guide for Triple-SLI Marketing
1. Buy the top five biggest PC titles of the year and bribe the developers to use your own bloated graphical engine. Therefore, the only way to play these games at proper resolution is by using Triple-SLI.
2. Bribe the press and make them worship you and the game developers you just bought.
3. Hire a viral marketing firm and send shills to forums and tell them to post “Omg!! Triple-SLI is so GREAT! On %bought_PC_title%!!", and give interviews about these games.
4. Add software tricks and cheats to your drivers and make the current product perform slower, to increase demand and performance for Triple-SLI.
5. Send legal threats to the only website that is capable of finding your software tricks and make you look bad, and use your corrupted press buddies and shills to flame that site.
Damn, now that gave me a really good idea! I will call Crytek and offer them money if they add 25% performance improvement in Crysis to these who have NGOHQ.com in their favorites, and 50% to these who have NGOHQ.com as homepage. Now all I need.. erm.. is a few millions..
