But some people claim that all the powerful world leaders are shape shifting reptilians. I dont think ive ever seen or heard of anyone claiming dolan trump is a reptilian, but ive never looked. I know they say hillary clinton is.
So my last post was to butt hole filled for ya? Did I ever mention how I lost my asshole virginity? it was my tractor that took it from me...
It was a dark cold winter night. I had just fished snow plowing the drive way. I was cold and wet from the snow and tried. I parked the tracktor and started getting off. I slip on the melted snow on the tractor that was now turning in to ice. I thoght I was going to fall and hit the ground hard. But then suddenly I stop in mid air. and I had a sharp pain in my ass. I just realized that the joystick for the snow blade was now 6 inches deep in my rectum. Pre-plex and now confused. confused cause I couldnt figure out if my nipplers were getting hard cause I was being turned on buy my unfortunate accident or cause it was 15F out. Pre_plex cause evry time I moved the joystick went farther in my asshole about a inch every time
Now with the joystick atlest 12 inches deep in my asshole, I now relized why white girls must like dating black men... It felt like hours had gone buy. I wasnt sure if I should call 911 or a family member for help. I was so embarrassed if anymore saw me in this condition. especially since now I was getting a rection.... I picture it in my mind. On the loacl new. 6.6 foot man impaled on tractor. and when frist responders arrived on scene discoverd he was pitching a tent to. I was not going to be shamed like that. I started to pray to the Lord to delive me from my bondage. and at last he answered my prayers. The joystick started to bend and I just slip right off it. now bleeding from my asshole and in pain, I lifted my hands to the heavens and started to praise the lord. And this is how I know that Jesus is real.
There is a slight possibillity it could have been my fat ass that bent the Jorystick... But do you think this was all just a simulation from the reptillians's? and it really didnt happen? Id be so humiliated if anyone knew about my accident